Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views

Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

Father: Rat Ko Tum Peeke Room Me Gir Gaye The

Son: Kya Batau Papa Sb Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6 Dost
6 Beer
Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chal

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

it is said that

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)