Do Admi Train Par
Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...
1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se
1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?
Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??
Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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