“Plz try Letter”

Man:Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu neMuje Letter kyu post kya?..
Sardar:Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALLKe thi par awaz aaei“Plz try Letter”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 684 views
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