A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.

Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views

bura lagta hai

Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A donkey kicked sardar

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

Writer of a new stage drama invited Bernard Shaw on the premier.

Bernard Shaw kept sleeping during the entire play. When the play finished, the writer woke him up and said, “I wanted to take your opinion about the play, but you spent the entire time sleeping”

Bernard Shaw replied: “Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

O nai i si

Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-

studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)

student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Jab Tum Is Duniya Se Jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)