2 Sardar train k piche
2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 503 views
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