Ye wohi hai
1 sardar aaina dekh k sochne laga yar isko kahen dekha hai.
Thori dair sochnay k bad ye to wohi hai
jo mere sath us din bal katwa raha tha
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 943 views
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