Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views

old irish man

An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
.
Maa: Nahi
.
Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Beemariyan With Songs

Beemariyan With Songs:
1. Jiya Jalay Jaan Jalay = FEVER.
2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
8. Jhalak Dikhlaja 1 Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaaaaaaaajaaa = QABZ. :D :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Phool wala

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
...
Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)