bachpan
Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police:
Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi:
Abu K Lia Dua.
Police:
Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi:
Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy. :-)
by Muhammad Anas (few years ago!) / 644 views
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