Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se

Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se
Pyar Karte Ho?
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Boy : 6 Mahine Se.
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Father : Main Kaise Yakeen Kar Lu?
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Boy : 3 Mahine Aur Wait Kar Lein,
Yaheen Ho Jaayega..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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