what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ghalib ne girlfriend

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Undefined Things Of Boys

Tum na bahut woh ho (now what the hell is 'woh')

Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')

Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

is shart pe....

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)