Pathan
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Paida Huye Aur Unhon ne Kahan Taleem Hasil Ki?
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PATHAN: Wo Hospital Main Paida Huye Aur School Main Taleem Hasil Ki.
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