A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night.

"Dad, listen," he shouted, "I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit."

"Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

husband with google

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheating

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Credit card

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak
hasil kya?
.
.
.
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga
ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl friend vs pathan

Girl :jb ap k pas bi mobile hai aur mere pas bi mobile hai aur ap k pas bi hai to ap ne laiter kuin bheja?

Pathan:hum ne ap ko call kia tha aage se larki ne kaha plz try letter.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)