Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.
Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.
Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.
Pehle kyu nhi btaya
Darwaze me ungli phasi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1135 views
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