Ek ladka mjhe bar bar

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol raha h,kya karu?

Father-beta usse shadi karle zindagi bhar agar dobara bolde to mera naam badal dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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