Ek chhote bachche

Ek chhote bachche ne apni pregnant mummy se pucha: Ismein kya hai?

Mummy: Ismein pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna hi pyara tha to khaya kyun usko?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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