Boss: Where Were You Born?

Pathan: Peshawar…

Boss: Which Part In Peshawar?

Pathan: Kia Which Part….

Poori Body Born In peshawar..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 891 views

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.Phr call kiO yaar mera 100rs wapis kro

Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun

Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..

Larki K Father: Kyun?

Larka: Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte "Budhay". :-D=P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do,

Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na

aqal hai hi nai

Fan chala dia to mombati bhojh jay gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)