2 habshi..
2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1381 views
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