Boyfriend
Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/
... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."
He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."
The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."
The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."
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Teacher Students Se:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho
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Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai ya"double" :
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Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi :p
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Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
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Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, “Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rahe ho ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.”
Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!
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Ek to meri shirt guma Di upar se paise mang raha hai.?
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Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
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Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:
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