Maa ki Naseehat
ek maa nay bachay ko nasihat kartay huay kaha:.
"yaad rakho. hum is dunya mai dosron ki khidmat karnay eye hain".
bachay na thori der socha phir poocha. "aur ammi, doosray kis liye aaye hain??".
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