What every man wants

What every man wants
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 715 views
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