MOM Aur BETA
MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?
SON: Khirki sy?
MOM: Woh kaisay?
SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali Aunty sy kaha
" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".
by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!) / 789 views
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