1 Admi ki taang Neeli Ho Gai
1 Admi ki taang Neeli Ho Gai
Hakeem:
Zehar Phail gaya Hay
taang katni paregi
kuch din Bad dusri tang b Neeli Ho gai
to hakeem ne wo b kaat dali
Aur
Plastic ki tangen Laga di
kuch din Bad Plastic ki tangen b Neeli Ho gyeen
Hakeem bola:
Yar teri Bemari Smajh Aa Gai Hy
Teri dhoti ka Rang utarta hy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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