Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...

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Banta Utha Aur

Fan Band Karke So Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The

Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy & Girl playing Ludo

Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy : Agar 1,2,3,4 or 5 aaya to
I will kiss U….;-)
Girl : Wat??
Acha or 6 aaya to???
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi kheli hai kya???.. XD
dobara meri chance pagli.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aise koi 5 animal ke naam

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dreaming in class

PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.

TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in class.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)