Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha
Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha t b usse ek chirag mila ussne chrag ko ragda usme se jinn bahar aaya or bola -3 var deta maang le jo b.
Uss aadmi ne kaha-(1).bahut sara paisa!!
(2).ek bahut bda bangla(mahel).
(3).hamko uskaaaa...........
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.chaukidaar banao!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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