1st sardar yeah

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
...
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views
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