Teacher 2 Student

Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5

mint Mein Ati Hun .

10 mint Baad ,

Teacher : Train Dikhao ?

Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views
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