Teacher 2 Student
Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5
mint Mein Ati Hun .
10 mint Baad ,
Teacher : Train Dikhao ?
Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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