Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho
Ladki: Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan Nhi Hai Kya......
Ladka: Hai, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu...... Ladki: Matlab?? Ladka: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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