KAL KI ROTI
Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 878 views

Attending a boring lecture

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

do Bandar Kishti ma

do Bandar kishti ma sawaar thy,,
aik ne kaha:: "yar kishti dagmaga rhi hai, aisa na ho k doob jaye"

dosray ne jawab diya:: "doob jany do yaar waise bhi kambakht ne kiraya bht lya hai"
hahah

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

2 MOLVI

aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Shukar Hai Chappal Nahi Pahni Thi

Kanjoos Lala Muftimal Ek Bar Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha Achanak Uske Paanv Mein Kanta Chubh Gaya.

Muftimal Bola: “Achha Hua Chappal Pahan Kar Nahi Aaya Nahi To Usmein Ched Ho Jata“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hathi and choha

aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"

Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."

by WAQAR (few years ago!)