Pathan
KAL KI ROTI
Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 842 views
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