Best Medicin For Husbands
Wife: Doctor sahab, mere pati aajkal neend mein baat karte hain koi upay bataiye…. kya karu?
Doctor: Din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye…. sab sahi ho jaayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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