urdu funny pathan on juma pray
PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai
Friend: wo kase?
PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,
Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 870 views
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