Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 716 views

my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man: Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek second…

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Phans gai larki

Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.

Phans gai larki

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana

Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye?

Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi

Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

newton law

NEWTON’S 7th LAW

“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases

Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti

beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)