Homework!
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 733 views
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
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