Ladki ek aisi paheli hai
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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Wah Wah..
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