Sardar teacher nai exam ke liye Question. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question. thy :-

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

... 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1271 views

Munna:e sarcit ek bata agar bhains

Munna:e sarcit ek bata agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga?
sarcit:simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of gawarpan

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : "nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap Bhi Doodh Check Kar Ke

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya”

Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: “Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Thha?”

Santa: “Niimboo Pani Mein“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)