Underwear Main Suraakh

A Sardar Asked His Friend
“Kya Tumhare Underwear Main Suraakh Hai?”

Friend Replied:No

Sardar Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Sey Dalta Hai Saalay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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