Sardar wins 20 cr
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 647 views
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