Ladki Ka Naamkaran

Bewakoof 1: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Bewakoof 2: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Bewakoof 1: Kya naam hai uska?
Bewakoof 2: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha - CHAALU KHAATA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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