Pathan Driving

Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

& He Became Upset
& Said==== SHIT====

aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views
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