Sardar ne school chor dia

Dost :ap ne school ana kiun chor dia hai.
Sardar:yaar mere papa kehte hain aik hi jagah bar bar jane se ijazat kam hu jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 563 views
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