Tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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