Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views

FIRE ko aag kehte hain

FIRE ko aag kehte hain
COBRA ko naag kahte hain
GARDEN ko baag kahte hain
aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare use dimag kahte Hai!;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aqalmand Pathan

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
.
Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai
…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”

Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein

Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
.

by Shak (few years ago!)

Lab Rat to another

What did one lab rat say to the other?

“I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push that buzzer, he brings me a snack!”

HEHEHEHE =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)