Santa ka baap

Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni santa:

Maine socha surprise dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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