Ek Baloch stdnt apne
Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se
"arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"
Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-
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