Pathan Ne Aik Ghar mien Chori Ki

Pathan Ne Aik Ghar Chori Ki

Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li.. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao.

Pathan:Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia
Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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