Pathan Ne Aik Ghar mien Chori Ki
Pathan Ne Aik Ghar Chori Ki
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li.. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao.
Pathan:Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia
Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”
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Holding paper in hand
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