Husband Happiness

A best funny example of Husband Happiness

Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!

Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…

Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 638 views
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