Husband Happiness
A best funny example of Husband Happiness
Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!
Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
Similar Jokes
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Krwane Ko Kaha,
Pathan Lab Phoncha To Test Ka Nam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne K Bad Kehne Lga,
Bhai Jan! Hum Ko C.N.G. Pe Kardo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?
A: The smartest one gives up first.
by Kamran (few years ago!)
Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
To Us Ne Masjid Banwai.
Dosra Bhikari:
Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai?
Pehla Bhikhari:
Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila Hi
Bheek Manga Krun Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. :-O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa-Ye Computer Aapke
Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar
Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.
GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.
Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)