Sardr student

Sardr student :miss kia ap ny hum ko kal call ki thi?????

Teacher:nhi to q?

Sardar:phr hamry mobile per q likhawa araha tha.

MISS CALL:D:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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