Pyar Kab Hota Hai?
Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”
Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”
Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
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3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,
Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do :P ;)
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Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye
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Pathan call on radio 89.1
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Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?
Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.
Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga
To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pagal Dentist Se:
Kia Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Letey Ho?
Dr: Nahi.
Pagal: Me To Nikal Leta Hun.
Dr: Wo Kese?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…..:-p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor
ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-
Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai
tujhe batata.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)