Meaning Of SMS
Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 884 views
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Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p
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So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text
''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D
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Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag
Mila.
Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola.
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Murade (Wishes) Puri Karunga, Hukam Mere Aaka”
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Ush Mein Khub Daulatmand Aadmi, 3. Ushka
Chokidar Humko Bana Do“
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in Ur hands all day.
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
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Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits
Lady:- Shona,Dont eat d Fruit without washing
them
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
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Sardar ka school me admision huwa
teacher:btao quiad e azam kon hai?
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Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
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