Double Standard - Jolly Uncle
Basant : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News, we will celebrate it. Basanti : Shadi se pahle bapuji ko bataya tha ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 586 views
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Is A Pathway Of Many
Colors N Dead Ends.
But When
The Right Path Is
Chosen,
The Sights Are Amazing. . . ?
by Raju (few years ago!)
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?
Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
...
Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Santa:
Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.
"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An Elephant Meets An Ant.
Elephant:
Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?
Ant:
25 Saal.
Elephant:
25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?
Ant:
I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.
Ant:
Your Age?
Elephant:
5 Saal.
Ant:
5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?
Elephant:
NIDO Jo Peeta Hon :-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.
Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur
Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
Pathan: Wo kia?
Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PROFESSOR TO MUNNA: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein batao?
MUNNA: Bole tu Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin pata k yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!
by Hassaan (few years ago!)