Double Standard - Jolly Uncle
Basant : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News, we will celebrate it. Basanti : Shadi se pahle bapuji ko bataya tha ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 685 views
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