Double Standard - Jolly Uncle

Basant : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News, we will celebrate it. Basanti : Shadi se pahle bapuji ko bataya tha ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 748 views
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Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

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... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.

Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?

Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .

Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Funny

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
DOn K Message Ka Intizaar Tou

DOn K Message Ka Intizaar Tou

11 Mulko’n Ki Larkian Kar Rahi Ha

Magar

DOn Sirf Tum Ko Message Karta Ha.
Kio K,


DOn ChOkra Baz Ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?

Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shaq Bhari Nazro Se Kyu Dekhti Hai?

Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?”

Boss Ne Ek Lamba Saans Choda Aur Bola: “Kyunki Tumse Pahle Wo Meri Secretary Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus Stop

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade
the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar goes hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
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aap kya kar raheho?"
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.

Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???

Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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