3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,
Trafic constable ne rokne ke lye thath dya,
Pathan: abe pagal hai kya tujhe kya hum apne sar per bithaye ge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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