Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 502 views

During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:

During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher 2 Student

Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5

mint Mein Ati Hun .

10 mint Baad ,

Teacher : Train Dikhao ?

Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe is tarah se propose

Girl:” Mujhe is tarah se propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:” (slapped the girl) kamini,
i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)