Pati aur PatnI
Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1072 views
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Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
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Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .
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