Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua
Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:
Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon
To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai: Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He
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